The Dolk Invasion of Christmas
04 December 2022
"Three long years. Time is not a kind friend, but time is all I have. My first move may have come across some counteraction. But I have played the long game ever since."
This is a time of year the humans call 'Christmas'. Already they are getting underway with their festivities. But now that I, Dave Ross, am free, I shall reap my revenge at last. This time I shall triumph, Nothing will stop me from becoming the true leader of this world. This, is my ultimate victory, Dolks! The destruction... of Christmas... itself!
These tidings of festivity and celebration will cease. Those who do not conform to my ideology shall be removed. This order cannot be countermanded.
Resistance is futile. If you dare resist us, there will be consequences.